January 2012
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when i stub my toe or something i always shout “FUCK ME!” because i want everyone to know that i may be hurt, but i’m still single
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Dec 31st
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moi-et-la-solitaire replied to your post: moi-et-la-solitaire replied to your post: I really… wow jess you’re so weird gross why would you even— OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT DO YOU THINK SUNDAY AFTERNOON WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF I DIDN’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU wait i just switched stories there but oh well. yes. uhm. bye. I laughed out loud. I LOL’D. We need to reference...
Dec 31st
moi-et-la-solitaire replied to your post: I really hope Blaine says one of the T-Bird lines… i really wish blaine was danny. -________________________- and then he could do that move where danny does the silhouette of a girl’s body and pelvic thrusts into it but make it kurt’s body instead. (i really hope you know what i’m talking about)
Dec 31st
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I really hope Blaine says one of the T-Bird lines like, “Did you get very far?” or “Did she put up a fight?” during Summer Nights because of reasons.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Kylie and I talk about Blaine and Kurt like they’re real people that go to our high school.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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update on kylie and jessica's friendship
kylie: i forgot to text you back again. oops. HE IS BEAUTIFUL AKLJFAK;DJF
jessica: donnnnnt you forget about me. dont dont dont donnnnnnnt
kylie: OH BABY YOU. YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEED.
jessica: ...our friendship is sorta homosexual but i don't really mind.
kylie: BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND OOOOOH YOU SAY HE'S JUST A LASKALDKJF
kylie: *friend.
jessica: OH BABY YOU
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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boy: hi
me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Go Your Own Way, Chapter 23 →
moi-et-la-solitaire: zavocado: VIOLENCE TRIGGER WARNING Ye be warned. JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS JESS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YES YES YES
Dec 26th
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sherwoody24 replied to your post: Adding all of my contacts from my phone to my… yeah me either Kev, I don’t even have your phone number, which is a problem because we’d have the BEST conversations. Also, you’re the best. (taylor told me what you said about softcore porn kloveyoubye)
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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“I have a strong hunch there’s something more out there, but I also believe that...”
– AfterElton.com on religion. (via lifeaccordingtokath)
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th